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[scythegun]

GUNTHER SCHWARZ

Jaeger. Leviathan's Claw owner. Not particularly pleased to be here.

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[scythegun]

That's certainly true! I'm not cut out for roughing it!

[manufactured]

It's not as bad as it could have been, but it hasn't exactly been ideal...

[scythegun]

That's very true. Things could have been a lot worse, but thankfully they've been manageable!

[manufactured]

...Again, I'll try not to worry you when everyone splits off next time. I thought it preferable to not let the people with no sense of direction get lost and possibly attacked in the woods.

[scythegun]

No, no, that's fair. I'd like to stick with you, but if we get separated again I'll do my best not to worry too much.

[It's light though, he's not worried right now at least.]

[manufactured]

You really do have less reason to, nowadays.

[It's lighter than it usually is; maybe if he just...makes himself keep acknowledging it, it'll eventually become easier to handle.]

Perhaps after all of this is over, I can show you the powers I have now. I'm still getting used to them, but they've been interesting so far.

[scythegun]

[Good plan. It'll definitely get easier with repetition, right?]

I'd certainly like to see them! Tell me more about them?

[manufactured]

Well, there's the obvious extreme difficulty in getting injured, but outside of that my strength and speed both have been greatly enhanced. I don't know where the upper limits are on either, though I know abusing the speed isn't a terribly good idea, it does tire me out.

I could certainly pick you up with no difficulty were I to be so inclined, however. That would be incredibly easy.

[scythegun]

My, that does sound fun! Perhaps I'll have to find an excuse for you to do that at some point~!

[...is he joking or is he being serious??]

[manufactured]

It's not as though I would mind it.

[Like, he did it to poor Keigo without thinking.]

[scythegun]

Good! We'll have to do that at some point, then~!

[manufactured]

Of course.

There are some things that I still have to work out - I've done things in my memories where I'm not certain how I even got the idea in my head to try them in the first place, much less decided they were a good idea. Apparently I was rather unafraid of improvising back then.

[scythegun]

Oh? That certainly sounds interesting. You'll have to tell me if you can work out how to do some of those things!

[manufactured]

I'll let you know. For now... Well. The thing that's perplexing me at the current moment is why I seemed to have the bizarre reaction of escaping things by way of going straight up? I understand that most things won't be able to follow in that direction, but still...

[It's like a cat? If cats launched themselves thirty-five feet into the goddamn air.]

[scythegun]

...That sounds hilarious, actually. Please let me know if you figure that one out, I really want to see it!

[manufactured]

...If we find a tall enough building tonight I'll try it.

[IT IS FUCKING STUPID BUT HE WANTS TO ATTEMPT IT OKAY]

[scythegun]

That sounds great! We'll have to test it out after we're done with our task out in the wilderness!

[manufactured]

I'll be looking forward to it.

[jaeger you know that neither of us has that much impulse control

if we find a building tonight your boyfriend is gonna be up there within the next two minutes

that is how this is going to end]

[scythegun]

[that is exactly how this is going to end and that's hilarious]

I'm looking forward to seeing what else you're capable of as well, of course. This one just sounds fun to watch!

[manufactured]

[listen

we are going to go to the waffle house and then your boyfriend is going to parkour up a seven story building and that's going to be our lives today

happy v-day]

I've mostly remembered doing things like that in fights, if I wanted to establish distance. But it seemed straightforward enough.

[scythegun]

[10/10 best valentine's day]

Just be careful with it! Even if you'll recover, I doubt breaking your legs would be pleasant.

[manufactured]

I don't recall ever breaking anything, actually...

[...You know...]

If I were to ask you to do something to me - something relatively low-risk that I know will be fine, I'm not asking you to shoot me or anything of the sort - would you do it? For demonstration's sake.

[scythegun]

...That depends on what it is, I think.

[He isn't sure he likes that idea...]

[manufactured]

Just hit me with something. I guarantee I'll block it before it comes in contact with anything alarming, and I would hope that you trust me enough to know by now that I wouldn't ask you to do anything that would hurt me in any way.

I want you to see this for yourself, here, before you see it in the middle of a fight and it distracts you.

[scythegun]

[That's a damn good reason because he knows it'll distract him in a fight. And unlike Wesker, he's not incredibly durable; if he loses focus in a fight it could easily be the end of him. It's for the best, isn't it?

Still, he doesn't like it, and it shows on his face.]

I do trust you, of course... What do you want me to hit you with?