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GUNTHER SCHWARZ

Jaeger. Leviathan's Claw owner. Not particularly pleased to be here.

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[manufactured]

...You're flattering me again.

[Why are you like this...]

[scythegun]

Maybe I think you're worth it!

[w i n k]

[manufactured]

[...um?]

You're being ridiculous, you know. Surely any adventures you saw me having on that tapestry didn't make you that jealous.

[scythegun]

Only a bit. You got to have fun with a merman! I'm never going to top that.

But really, am I being any more ridiculous than usual?

[As far as he's concerned he's setting things back to normal and being obnoxious while doing it!!]

[manufactured]

Perhaps it's just been a while since I've heard it.

[...no...comment on the amount of fun had with the merman

(it was a lot of fun, jaeger, he was very attractive)]

[scythegun]

[YOU'RE SO LUCKY...]

It has been awhile, hasn't it? Goodness, I really am slipping. If I'm not careful I might forget to act in front of other people and wouldn't that be a disaster?

[manufactured]

Quite possibly.

[...]

I suppose I should take it as a compliment that you don't feel the need to in front of me.

[scythegun]

You should. I usually only drop the act if I'm being serious about something, and even then it takes a lot to get to that point! I wouldn't do this with just anyone, you know!

[manufactured]

Well.

[Well.]

Consider it appreciated, then.

[scythegun]

Of course! I knew you would!

[manufactured]

Did you, now.

[scythegun]

Who wouldn't be honored to see this side of me?

[manufactured]

...You really are ridiculous.

[He may have missed it, all right.]

[scythegun]

[He'll give a mock bow from where he's sitting before laughing.]

And yet you put up with me anyway!

[manufactured]

I imagine someone ought to.

[It's light, though, there's no actual bite to it.]

[scythegun]

How cruel, and here I thought you were enjoying spending time with me!

[He's not even pretending to be serious...]

[manufactured]

I don't recall saying that I'm not.

[scythegun]

[O-Oh, that's nice to hear even if we are just messing around...]

Well... good! I'd be disappointed otherwise!

[manufactured]

You always seem so caught off-guard - is it really so hard to believe that I enjoy your company?

[He doesn't sound troubled, he's just saying.]

[scythegun]

[Oh come on, did you have to call him on it??]

No, it's not that it's hard to believe. It's just very nice to hear!

[manufactured]

[He's here to keep you honest and also have no earthly clue how to read a room.]

Good to know. It isn't as though I allow most people into the house, much less for a prolonged period of time like this; it'd be more surprising if I didn't enjoy your company in some way.

[scythegun]

I really do appreciate it, you know! I probably won't stick around for much longer, but it's been nice staying here.

[It's nice to have someone to share space with, especially someone he genuinely likes.]

[manufactured]

...As I've said. Stay however long you'd like, it's not as though I mind.

[...It's pretty much the closest he'll get to trying to fuss over you in any way.]

[scythegun]

Careful, if you extend that invitation maybe I'll just wind up living here!

[manufactured]

I doubt it, if only because that would involve you tolerating my dogs.

[...Which have miraculously not jumped you yet, but that's largely because they have been a pile of stress due to the entire three-week incident and whenever they're inside they're usually generally not leaving Wesker alone.]