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GUNTHER SCHWARZ

Jaeger. Leviathan's Claw owner. Not particularly pleased to be here.

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[scythegun]

One of these days I want to see you two out on a date. I'm still having a hard time picturing it.

[jaeger don't be an asshole]

But I agree! It's much easier to keep everything superficial, especially with her. I'll have to make sure I don't trim my hedges for a few weeks just so we can go back to something resembling normalcy!

[manufactured]

Oh, come now, you make it sound as though she's terrible.

[He sounds amused, though.]

[scythegun]

She's dreadful! Simply the worst neighbor I could possibly be stuck with!

[...he kinda likes her, actually.]

[manufactured]

I don't know, I find her company charming enough. Somewhat strange at times, but not unpleasant.

[...Given how little he likes talking to people, "not unpleasant" is a pretty high compliment.]

[scythegun]

It sounds like you're head over heels for her!

[okay look he couldn't resist, he knows you don't like talking to people]

[manufactured]

[oh my god.]

Have you ever known me to be properly interested in anyone.

[scythegun]

No, and at this point I'm starting to think you never will be! It's for the best though, trust me!

[manufactured]

[...What's this, now.]

And is there a story behind that sort of sentiment...?

[scythegun]

Ja, there is. The last time I got attached to someone she stabbed me in the back and that's why I'm here!

[He doesn't sound bothered by it at all, but he's doing that eyes-closed, obviously fake thing he does sometimes.]

[manufactured]

...I see.

[There are things that could be said here for the fact that Jaeger seems easy to exploit, once he's interested enough in someone - after all, he's strangely dedicated to Wesker's well-being, and they've really only started becoming close over the last few months. But that's not something that's socially acceptable to say, and so he doesn't, though he does have to deliberate it for a moment.]

I assume this has to do with the incident that happened a few years ago?

[scythegun]

That's correct, ja. I ended up coming here afterwards because I have a cousin in the area. It's nice and I'm glad I'm here, but I haven't quite gotten over what happened!

[As evidenced but just how hard he's doing the fake-smiling thing, apparently.]

[manufactured]

...I understand.

[From the sound of it, he doesn't, not really, but he's...trying.]

A lack of attachment does sound like it would be for the best after something like that, whether you're "over it" or not. I don't know if I could personally find something like that forgivable.

[scythegun]

It's not forgivable. Betraying someone's trust like that never is.

[He's adamant about that even though he's still smiling.]

But that's all in the past and I'm not here to dwell on it! After all, I've had the pleasure of meeting you, ja? It certainly isn't all bad!

[manufactured]

[Judging from the sudden silence at that, he isn't altogether sure what to do with any of that last part; hold on, it'll take him a second.]

I... Right, of course.

[...a w k w a r d.]

[scythegun]

Oh come now, I'm giving you a free compliment and that's the best you can come up with?

[He clicks his tongue against his teeth in mock disappointment.]

[manufactured]

Usually your "free compliments" are a little less...that.

[the fuck does he do with you.]

[scythegun]

[you befriended him, you're stuck with him now!!! no refunds!!!]

Maybe I figured I'd change it up a bit, see how you'd react!

[manufactured]

Well, now you know.

[...Strangely, apparently.]

[scythegun]

[Yep. Definitely worth it.]

Now I do! Maybe I'll do it again someday, just see if you'll get any better at reacting to it!

[manufactured]

[......]

...If you insist.

[He's not even going to argue it, honestly; you'll likely just be more of a pain about it if he does.]

[scythegun]

[you're no fun!!]

Of course I do! I wouldn't have said it if I didn't mean it, after all~

[manufactured]

...I'm fairly sure that is a blatant lie, actually.

[JAEGER...]

[scythegun]

[Well, it gets him to laugh anyway.]

Oh come now, you won't even let me pretend I'm honest sometimes?

[manufactured]

Seeing as you're insisting on serving as my fear response, I imagine it's only fair that I keep you honest.

[scythegun]

I suppose you do have a point there!