My, that does sound interesting! But unless this thing has another form I'm not aware of, I doubt it was me. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.
[You probably don't want to be involved in his canon, just saying.]
The most I can really do is swing this around a bit, so you'll have to stand back!
[Once he's sure Shuji isn't going to get hit he'll start! It's literally just sort of swinging the scythe around like he has no idea what he's doing. He'll eventually transform it into the sword and swing that around too (still with no idea what he's doing) and then switch to the crossbow and the rifle and practice aiming both of those. The latter two look a bit more realistic, like maybe he held a gun once in his life and might know how to aim one. But really, this whole thing is pretty pathetic.]
If most of the people who visit you at your home are on Retrospec, you could probably put it up there. Even if not, less people ask questions about weird decorations at home than they do in a curiosity shop full of weird things you're supposed to ask about.
Fair enough! I suppose I'll have to put it on display at home! I don't deal with many people who aren't involved in this Retrospec business, so that should work out just fine.
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[You probably don't want to be involved in his canon, just saying.]
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[Fighting monsters? At a high school??]
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[He's had some nice regains but out of context they're just sort of depressing.]
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[Let's not talk about that, though.]
Anyway. I hear you have a training montage to fail at.
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[Once he's sure Shuji isn't going to get hit he'll start! It's literally just sort of swinging the scythe around like he has no idea what he's doing. He'll eventually transform it into the sword and swing that around too (still with no idea what he's doing) and then switch to the crossbow and the rifle and practice aiming both of those. The latter two look a bit more realistic, like maybe he held a gun once in his life and might know how to aim one. But really, this whole thing is pretty pathetic.]
And there we go! Training montage complete.
[did you even try, jaeger]
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Yaaaaay. Good job.
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You're too kind! I'll be here all week! And for the foreseeable future, since this is my shop.
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I'll let you know if I ever figure out how to use a scythe. They're not even supposed to be actual weapons in real life.
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[yours, probably]
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[You could barely fit one of them in your trunk.]
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[the less you think about it, the cooler it is, probably]
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[He at least saw some episodes of Professor What.]
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[what are you doing with your life, jaeger]
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[he talks shit about it, sure, but it's his!!]
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[That'd be an awkward question to answer, probably.]
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[Now that he's strong enough to move it, anyway. Could he mount it over the fireplace?? Would that be too weird??]
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[RIP Shuji's NPC roommate.]
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