[Well, as long as it doesn't eat the merchandise it should be fine. Hopefully it won't scare away any potential customers...
At Silver's question he shrugs a bit though. Jaeger's expression is trying very hard to be as relaxed as usual, but he's a bit weirded out by the thing he got.]
I found something in the back room this morning. It's... certainly unique!
I had been hoping that nothing weird would happen to me...
[S I G H. As much as he hates losing the color blue he can live with that. He's not entirely sure he can live with a massive scythe in his shop. This is just Too Weird.]
Aside from your new friend has anything else weird happened to you?
[It's pretty heavy - about as heavy as you'd expect six and a half feet of scythe to be. It's entirely mechanical, so it's definitely not going to be easy to pick up.
[Silver does in fact lift. ...Maybe not literally, but he's pretty athletic (and rolled well,) so he can pick it up without too much difficulty. On the other hand, as soon as he picks it up-]
This thing's way too heavy to swing around.
[Even if you could- and he's not even sure if you could without dropping the damn thing- you'd be totally wiped immediately. What gives? He sets it back down.]
I guess you can look forward to getting buff in your future.
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At Silver's question he shrugs a bit though. Jaeger's expression is trying very hard to be as relaxed as usual, but he's a bit weirded out by the thing he got.]
I found something in the back room this morning. It's... certainly unique!
[He's. He's trying.]
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[...He's not unaware that Jaeger seems stressed, but he's assuming the stress is because he brought a crocodile to work or the missing colors.]
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[That's a bit quicker than it really needs to be and if he's honest with himself, he's not really sure why he wants to keep something like that.]
...Anyway, it's some kind of... weapon, I suppose. Absolutely massive thing; it wouldn't fit on the shelves anyway.
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Can I take a look?
[Serious, but curious, of course. Totodile's staring at Jaeger too.]
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[He shrugs and motions for Silver to follow him to the back room. The weapon is just kind of sitting there, currently in massive fuckoff scythe form.]
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Welcome to the club, Jaeger. Your life's officially weird.
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[S I G H. As much as he hates losing the color blue he can live with that. He's not entirely sure he can live with a massive scythe in his shop. This is just Too Weird.]
Aside from your new friend has anything else weird happened to you?
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[He hasn't gone full Dave yet, though. Or poor Ryoji.]
Can you pick it up?
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[He's tempted to ask what it's like, but Silver's question is a better distraction.]
Not at all! Look at it, it's taller than I am!
[he's kind of a noodle, actually, shhh]
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[...Mostly because he wants to see Jaeger in his full noodle glory.]
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I already did! It's much too heavy for me.
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...That's what he wants to say, but this is his boss.]
Maybe it's time to hit the rec center.
[That's not much better, Silver-]
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I don't think most people could lug something like this around!
[g o d he's not that much of a wimp!!! (yes he is)]
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[In fairness, it is pretty large, but how heavy can it be?]
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[do you want to try to lift it, silver...]
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So the question is: do you even lift, Silver?]
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This thing's way too heavy to swing around.
[Even if you could- and he's not even sure if you could without dropping the damn thing- you'd be totally wiped immediately. What gives? He sets it back down.]
I guess you can look forward to getting buff in your future.
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[jaeger why are your priorities like this]