[It's pretty heavy - about as heavy as you'd expect six and a half feet of scythe to be. It's entirely mechanical, so it's definitely not going to be easy to pick up.
[Silver does in fact lift. ...Maybe not literally, but he's pretty athletic (and rolled well,) so he can pick it up without too much difficulty. On the other hand, as soon as he picks it up-]
This thing's way too heavy to swing around.
[Even if you could- and he's not even sure if you could without dropping the damn thing- you'd be totally wiped immediately. What gives? He sets it back down.]
I guess you can look forward to getting buff in your future.
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[...Mostly because he wants to see Jaeger in his full noodle glory.]
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I already did! It's much too heavy for me.
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...That's what he wants to say, but this is his boss.]
Maybe it's time to hit the rec center.
[That's not much better, Silver-]
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I don't think most people could lug something like this around!
[g o d he's not that much of a wimp!!! (yes he is)]
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[In fairness, it is pretty large, but how heavy can it be?]
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[do you want to try to lift it, silver...]
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So the question is: do you even lift, Silver?]
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This thing's way too heavy to swing around.
[Even if you could- and he's not even sure if you could without dropping the damn thing- you'd be totally wiped immediately. What gives? He sets it back down.]
I guess you can look forward to getting buff in your future.
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[jaeger why are your priorities like this]