[It is an absolutely ugly time of morning when the text from Cumore comes in; given that he usually waits until late in the evening to text, if he's going to text at all, that's...likely odd.]
You know, I understand that our first meeting didn't precisely go well, but there are a few things that you could have warned me about while you were pretending to have any basic decency at all.
[Huh. That's definitely new. He's probably regained his uniform (..."uniform"), regained his hair or eyes, or remembered something and any of those is a good enough reason for Jaeger to answer even if he's not fully awake yet.]
I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I might not have remembered it during our conversation!
That's absolutely not the case and I'm entirely aware of it. You're incredibly fortunate that I don't have to present today, but I still have to go to work, and some advance warning that something like this would happen eventually would have been greatly appreciated.
The eyes are also alarming, if I can drag my focus away from whatever my hair thinks it's doing. I suppose it's good to know that not only will I have to explain going through an extremely late teenage rebellion stage, I'm also going to have to answer for the apparent case of demonic possession.
Changes like that usually happen at inconvenient times, unfortunately! Retrospec is a pain like that. Oh, and I've heard that if you try to dye or cut your hair it won't stick and you'll have to redo it every day!
For now I'm trying to look on the bright side and consider the fact that if I had ever lost my mind and decided to actually do something like this to my hair it would have been a $300 process, to say nothing of taking several hours of my time.
Granted, I have no earthly clue why I would decide to do something like that in the first place, but it's a nice thought anyway.
[This is going perhaps surprisingly well and honestly now is normally when he'd completely scuttle it by saying something hideous, because...well, because of who he is as a person? I mean, what else do you do when things are going too well and it's weirding you out...
But you know what, he got...very gently told not to do that sort of thing recently, so he's just going to. not? do that maybe?? what the hell is this.]
Perhaps some other time, then. I do have work to prepare for, after all.
[...Not that he imagines you're going to complain about that terribly much, given that it's like six in the goddamn morning, at the absolute latest, if we're being generous.]
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12/6 I KNOW WHAT MONTH IT IS
You know, I understand that our first meeting didn't precisely go well, but there are a few things that you could have warned me about while you were pretending to have any basic decency at all.
[...Huh.]
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I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I might not have remembered it during our conversation!
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Why is my hair blue.
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Unfortunately, I don't have an answer for why your hair is blue! Most of the people I've seen in my memories have had normal colored hair.
[He's just. not going to mention that he's an exception to that too. it's fine.]
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The eyes are also alarming, if I can drag my focus away from whatever my hair thinks it's doing. I suppose it's good to know that not only will I have to explain going through an extremely late teenage rebellion stage, I'm also going to have to answer for the apparent case of demonic possession.
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If it makes you feel any better most people won't even notice the changes after a month!
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[...]
Admittedly, I suppose I do appreciate not wasting my time trying it, if nothing else.
This could be worse; I'll work with it. Is there anything else like this that I should know about?
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Nothing else I can think of! Good luck with your new hair and eyes - and I'm not being sarcastic!
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Granted, I have no earthly clue why I would decide to do something like that in the first place, but it's a nice thought anyway.
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Or touching up - my hair used to be black, after all, the roots would have been horrendous...
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That's very true! It would have required quite a lot of upkeep to look nice and now you can avoid all of that!
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I understand that you really are being deeply sarcastic with all of this, but I suppose it's appreciated anyway. ♡
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If I'm ever not meeting my quota for the day, I'll keep you in mind.
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But you know what, he got...very gently told not to do that sort of thing recently, so he's just going to. not? do that maybe?? what the hell is this.]
Perhaps some other time, then. I do have work to prepare for, after all.
[...Not that he imagines you're going to complain about that terribly much, given that it's like six in the goddamn morning, at the absolute latest, if we're being generous.]
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Good luck! Once again, that's not sarcastic.