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[scythegun]

GUNTHER SCHWARZ

Jaeger. Leviathan's Claw owner. Not particularly pleased to be here.

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[scythegun]

Well, yes?

[uh oh.]

I really don't know how to explain it any better than that!

[d-don't look at him like that...!!]

[manufactured]

...I suppose the question I'm asking is why you would apparently want me there, of all people.

[Like, seriously.]

[scythegun]

[...???]

Why wouldn't I want you there? You're my closest friend. Surely if anyone could help me deal with that, it'd be you.

[one of these days he'll get it. probably.]

[manufactured]

[Well, in the meantime, that's...nice? That's really unexpectedly nice, in a way that's making him go weird and quiet again. Not a bad thing, just...why.]

...I see.

[ c: ]

[scythegun]

Of course, Albert. I thought it was obvious!

[He's pleased too, okay.]

[manufactured]

[...]

It's different, hearing it.

[shut up words are hard]

[scythegun]

Ja, it is. It's nice though, isn't it?

[It's okay, he understands.]

[manufactured]

[mnnngh.]

I suppose.

[it's just. really awkward in a way he doesn't know what to do with.]

[scythegun]

[That'll get him to laugh, okay.]

You don't have to be so awkward, Albert! You know I mean it, right?

[manufactured]

[...why do you have to call him out like this.]

I know you do; I've never questioned that.

[scythegun]

[because he's an awful person!!]

Good, then there shouldn't be anything awkward about this, ja?

[manufactured]

It's hardly as though I'm doing it on purpose.

[WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS.]

[scythegun]

Oh, I know! It's just fun to tease you~

[BECAUSE HE'S THE WORST!!]

[manufactured]

[Hmph.

No more words for you, asshole.]

[scythegun]

Oh come now, that's no reason to give me the silent treatment~!

[that is every reason to give you the silent treatment, asshole]

[manufactured]

[that is every reason-

...

...you know, he's honestly kind of curious as to if you'll just keep talking at him or yourself if he doesn't answer you

he gives you less than thirty seconds, honestly]

[scythegun]

[...]

...You're no fun at all, Albert!

[that was like, fifteen seconds tops.]

[manufactured]

[Well, that seems to have amused him, if nothing else; he's definitely looking at you now, at least, and he's looking incredibly self-satisfied.

...This is so stupid.]

[scythegun]

...You're just going to sit here and stare at me? Fine! I see how it is!

[TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME. He'll just lean back in his chair, fold his arms and stare back.

...this is the stupidest thing he's ever done, probably.]

[manufactured]

[...Jaeger. This man once didn't talk for eight years. You can last maybe two minutes, usually.

How much do you really want to play this game.]

[scythegun]

[Look, no one ever said he's a man of good decisions. For good reason, really.

...How do you do this, not talking is so difficult.]

[manufactured]

[Smugly, apparently.]

[scythegun]

[Don't look so smug, that just makes him even more determined to win!!

Or it would if this was anything but a contest of who can be quiet the longest, because boy is he not cut out for this.]

You're infuriating, you know that?

[POUT.]

[manufactured]

[Hah.]

So I've been told.

[scythegun]

At least you're willing to talk again! All it took was losing to you.

[SIIIIGH.]