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GUNTHER SCHWARZ

Jaeger. Leviathan's Claw owner. Not particularly pleased to be here.

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[thesettingsun]

Come up with better jokes.

[scythegun]

Harsh, but probably true. I have used that one before.

[thesettingsun]

Just 'what'? You're really bad at this.

[scythegun]

I sent more than just that! I suppose it must have gotten sent to someone else...

[Speaking of, there's a text from Wesker.]

[thesettingsun]

Probably. Hopefully it's somebody you know, that's all you can ask for.

[scythegun]

This really is annoying, isn't it? How do you put up with it?

[thesettingsun]

I'm already dead inside and can no longer be upset by these things.

[scythegun]

Understandable, I think most of us are a little dead inside after dealing with Retrospec!

[thesettingsun]

What was it like to have normal reactions to things going wrong?

[scythegun]

Terrible, really! It's better now that I'm used to everything going wrong so frequently!

[thesettingsun]

We're going to be so fucked up by the time this is all done with.

[scythegun]

Oh, absolutely. I'd be surprised if there's anyone taking all of this in stride, honestly!

[thesettingsun]

If there is anybody, I will personally pay for them to take a vacation.

[scythegun]

I'd be a little concerned about them. There's no way a normal person could go through everything Retrospec's been putting us through and come out acting like nothing's wrong.

[He tries to do that but it's difficult.]

[thesettingsun]

You are not a normal person, I guess.

[scythegun]

I'm not, no! But it takes all kinds, wouldn't you say?

[thesettingsun]

I guess I don't have any place to talk.

[scythegun]

Oh? What makes you say that?

[thesettingsun]

Well, my past self apparently could go inside books and waved a scythe around, that's one thing out of the ordinary.

[scythegun]

Go inside books? How on earth did he manage that? Well, I guess I shouldn't ask. There's been literal magic involved in my memories, after all.

[thesettingsun]

Your guess is as good as mine, at this point.

[scythegun]

Well, it sounds like the memories you've been getting have been interesting!

[thesettingsun]

Let's go with 'interesting', it sounds nicer than 'bizarre and concerning'.

[scythegun]

They've been that bad, huh?

[thesettingsun]

Even worse than you're thinking.