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GUNTHER SCHWARZ

Jaeger. Leviathan's Claw owner. Not particularly pleased to be here.

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[scythegun]

Like what?

[manufactured]

I'm not going to tell you if you haven't worked out what they are.

[scythegun]

What? That's no fair! You really are terrible!

[manufactured]

It's more amusing for me that way.

[wesker.]

[scythegun]

What did I do to deserve this?

[manufactured]

Started dating me, for one.

[scythegun]

Well, I can't even pretend to be bothered by that...

[He's trying not to smile, okay.]

[manufactured]

Somehow I didn't think you would.

[scythegun]

You're lucky you're cute! I wouldn't let anyone else get away with teasing me for this long!

[manufactured]

..."Cute."

[of all the adjectives you could have chosen

you went with cute

really.]

[scythegun]

Cute. What, do you have a problem with it?

[manufactured]

Not at all, just questioning your choice of words.

[scythegun]

You don't agree? You're very cute.

[manufactured]

To each their own, I suppose.

[He's going to make your life hard today, apparently.]

[scythegun]

[You're such a pain...]

Good enough! At least you're not trying to deny it anymore!

[manufactured]

I don't recall outright denying it, either.

[oh, absolutely.]

[scythegun]

Well, you certainly weren't agreeing with me!

[manufactured]

That would make it entirely too easy.

[scythegun]

You really enjoy messing with me far too much, you know!

[manufactured]

I have to get my fun in somehow.

[scythegun]

Can't you find some other way to have fun...?

[manufactured]

Don't worry, this isn't my only hobby.

[scythegun]

Well, at least there's that! I'd have to be a bit worried if it was!

[manufactured]

[...just hush and let him play with your hair, okay

you're cute]

[scythegun]

[shut up, you're the cute one!!

But he'll absolutely lean into that, barely containing a laugh. As much as he might try to protest, he really does enjoy this.]