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GUNTHER SCHWARZ

Jaeger. Leviathan's Claw owner. Not particularly pleased to be here.

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[manufactured]

Usually your "free compliments" are a little less...that.

[the fuck does he do with you.]

[scythegun]

[you befriended him, you're stuck with him now!!! no refunds!!!]

Maybe I figured I'd change it up a bit, see how you'd react!

[manufactured]

Well, now you know.

[...Strangely, apparently.]

[scythegun]

[Yep. Definitely worth it.]

Now I do! Maybe I'll do it again someday, just see if you'll get any better at reacting to it!

[manufactured]

[......]

...If you insist.

[He's not even going to argue it, honestly; you'll likely just be more of a pain about it if he does.]

[scythegun]

[you're no fun!!]

Of course I do! I wouldn't have said it if I didn't mean it, after all~

[manufactured]

...I'm fairly sure that is a blatant lie, actually.

[JAEGER...]

[scythegun]

[Well, it gets him to laugh anyway.]

Oh come now, you won't even let me pretend I'm honest sometimes?

[manufactured]

Seeing as you're insisting on serving as my fear response, I imagine it's only fair that I keep you honest.

[scythegun]

I suppose you do have a point there!

[manufactured]

I still maintain that you don't have to do that in the first place, but if you're going to insist I suppose the least I can do is make your life slightly more difficult for it.

[scythegun]

Well of course, you might as well! Who knows, maybe you'll get lucky and I'll rethink this plan!

[...but probably not given how annoying he's being.]

[manufactured]

Oh, don't get my hopes up.

[scythegun]

Isn't this the part where you tell me not to lie?

[manufactured]

Oh, I don't know. With that statement, you seem to be policing yourself well enough.

[scythegun]

Only for you, Albert! You're very lucky I think so highly of you~!

[manufactured]

...Likewise, given that you're one of the only people that gets away with calling me that.

[scythegun]

I'll consider myself very lucky, then! It does have such a nice ring to it!

[manufactured]

...If you say so.

[no seriously he just didn't complain about it when it was assigned to him because he literally didn't care

it's not really something he thinks about]

[scythegun]

Of course I do! It's not quite as nice as my own name of course, but not much really can compare!

[manufactured]

[...]

Gunther, however.

[scythegun]

[...]

It's just a terribly unfitting name, wouldn't you agree?

[manufactured]

[...]

It's actually not the worst thing I've heard, in fairness.

[scythegun]

Well no, it's certainly not the worst! It's just not a very good fit for me.

[manufactured]

...I understand. Mine wasn't terribly suiting, either.