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[Yeager's getting a special delivery this Valentine's! It's a box of chocolates shaped like cats. ~~What is wrong with this kid, sheesh.~~

There's a note attached, too.]

Dear Yeager,

Happy Valentine's Day! I made you some chocolate, and I really hope they turned out alright. If not, then next year I'll send flowers. Er, if you're not allergic.

Anyway, I hope today goes well for you!

From,
Sorey

[...Okay, it's been a little while and Farina has some idea of what she's doing over the crystals; it's still awkward as hell because why use words, but she's going to try it anyway, because she's got something sort of important to ask.]

...Hi.

[.........

And there's a long as hell pause, like that's all she's going to say, before - ]

Do you want to go kill stuff for money?

[...Honey, no.]

[ at soem point in the afternoon, with absolutely no warning, will come the sing-songy voice of aligula right into yeager's fucking head. ]

Reggie! We're going on a field trip~ [ ...yeah. ]

[SOOOOOOOO HEY BUDDY. HEY. SHE KNOWS THINGS ENDED ON A. THING. BUT HEY!!!]

Bangs! Are you up for drinks tonight? Because I could use a few, and I'd like the company! You know, to hang out.

[since apparently he has something against the words "going out" or something like that]

[Hi Yeager, welcome to post hell. By which I mean there's a big, messily wrapped box with your name on it, and inside that box is a slightly smaller box.

... and inside that one is another box, and then inside that one is another box, so on an so forth.

The last box, however, also has a box!

This box is actually what amounts to the most unnecessary knickknack she could find that's also really cool in her mind, in that it's basically that knife-wielding tentacle box. It hasn't been turned on, but there's definitely a button that activates the cores inside to do that! There is also a note.]

BANGS

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I EVER FOUND ANYWHERE AND FOR SOME REASON THE PERSON WHO SOLD ME IT (FOR A PRETTY GOOD PRICE OF LIKE, A COUPLE THOUSAND OF THE MONEY HERE?) WAS IN A HURRY TO SHOVE IT OFF. AND HE SAID NO REFUNDS. ANYWAY, WE USUALLY DO THIS GIFT GIVING THING DURING THE HEIGHT OF WINTER, BUT SINCE EVERYTHING HERE SUCKS AND WE DON'T HAVE CONSTANT COLD AND STUFF I FIGURED I'D JUST DO IT IN THE LAST WEEKS OF WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY GUARANTEED SNOW MONTH

(I AM MAD AT MY FRIEND, VERY SLIGHTLY MAD, FOR LYING TO ME. BUT APPARENTLY IT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS SO I FORGIVE HIS LIE)

ANYWAY, DON'T BOTHER GETTING ME SOMETHING IN RETURN! JUST TURN IT ON AND TELL ME WHAT IT DOES SOMETIME, IT LOOKS COOL AND I WISH I COULD'VE BOUGHT A SECOND FOR MYSELF, BUT APPARENTLY HE DIDN'T HAVE ANYMORE... EVEN IF I'M PRETTY SURE HE DID? I HEARD SOMETHING GOING OFF IN ONE OF THE BACKROOMS

YOUR FRIEND
CAPTAIN SIGRUN EIDE

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6/9

i don't know what today is, the 6th?? 12/6, voice

voice, 12/12

12/21, post