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Yeager ([personal profile] scythegun) wrote2016-01-07 04:18 am

EMPATHEIAS IC CONTACT

IC CONTACT
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[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-12-12 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay, so, he's normal. As normal as he gets. There's a small undercurrent of relief, very small, she's mostly just happy to go out drinking.]

'Course I do! I've put my finger in every pie here, at least as far as taverns go.

[Hopefully metaphorically speaking!!! Unless she ate the pies afterwards, which she would.]

It's by the canals, and for good reason -- look for the building that's got a bunch of cats hanging around it, can't miss it! It's called The Lion's Den! I'll meetcha when I meetcha!

[they're going into the lion's den i'm so sorry i couldn't resist]
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[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-12-12 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Good!!! The cats are there to keep rats away and also keep drunk patrons calm, it's the fucking best place there are so many cats. They're absolutely spoiled rotten.

The cats apparently also know Sigrun, because they're going to drift away from Yeager and yowl their greetings at her. The Friendly Giant has arrived. And she has a fish. That's why, that's why they like her.]


You know, didn't even think about asking you if you had any problems with them. [There you go, kitties!! Take your fish.] But I'm glad you don't!

[wouldn't it be terrible to be allergic to them??? so terrible.]

What's with the case? It's not like we're going anywhere but here. Probably.

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-12-13 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Of course!!! When you visit someone, you should bring them something, that is the law of her land. Because she likes getting things and therefore has to do it first.]

Just in case, huh?

[........ OH. OH!!!! YOU GOT HER, SHE GOT IT, SHE TOOK A MOMENT BUT SHE'S LAUGHING.]

Just in case! Oh, oh, that's a good one! [If she could clap right, she would, but she's hitting her arm softly!!!] Sorry this won't be brief, unless you run off on me like before!
captainobnoxious: (72 you ass)

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-12-14 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
I think most people stick around and help out those who find themselves under the table, bangs, but sure, you can leave me on my own! I've never fought in a bar I couldn't win in!

[Let her hook them up with a table, some booze, and plenty of cats!!! So many cats. Look at all of them, it's honestly kind of ridiculous? Even the alcohol's cat-themed. This place is great.

... She's gonna ask him a question when he gets layered in cats but she is patient! She can await the moment.]

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-12-14 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
[That's right, they're not good ideas -- they're the best ideas ever!

But yes, once he's good and trapped, and she's got a few cats on her as well, Sigrun's pointing at him with her glass.]


What's wrong with us going out?

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-12-14 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
What kind of context made you freak out?

[It's a kind of cautious question, since he didn't really react well last time and... the temperature dropping is not a nice thing, she can tell that too.]

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-12-14 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[... Yeah, okay, she can nod to that, leaning back carefully and setting her drink down to scratch a pawing cat's head.]

Well, I'm not interested in that kind of thing [right now??? here???] so you don't have to worry about that! I just wanted to do this.

[Hang out. Have a drink. Be covered in cats.]

Honestly, cannot understand how people can do that kind of thing in the first place! I mean, I can, but here? [PFFT] That's totally stupid!
captainobnoxious: (72 you ass)

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-12-14 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Good, good, she's here to relax with a pal, not to get awkwardly serious. All she wanted was an explanation and she got one!]

Seriously. I feel pretty bad for anyone who's gotten tied like that here, you know? Like, what're you gonna do if you can't go back with them or something like that?

[Boooy. What a damn shame.]

I'm definitely never getting trapped like that ever! I mean, if I couldn't find anyone back home that could keep up with me, there's no way there's someone like that here!
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[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-12-14 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
... Yeah, I guess so.

[Actually, there's a couple of people who kind of keep up with her. Or that she enjoys enough to make keep pace with her.

(Aligula thought she and Kimbley were dating and that was a T h i n g.)]


Well, at least we can agree it's definitely stupid! A total waste of time! I'm not going to tell anyone to break up or anything, because that's really rude and that's their own business, but boy you will never catch me in a relationship like that!

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-12-14 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
[it's us, we're the ones who're here for emotional pain]

Maybe I'll ask sometime. People seem to love answering questions, you know? It's like everyone's got an opinion on everything.

[Including her!!! Boy.]
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[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-12-14 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
And I've got oooone simple answer that works against them: It's stupid.

[SHE PUNCTURES THAT WITH HER FIST HITTING THE TABLE, she's serious.]

Anyway, about the whole deal with my elk winning -- I think I've got a good prize in mind besides the obvious satisfaction I'm going to have watching Thorim kick your fancy ass.

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-12-14 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
You're gonna help me get a house. Building it, buying it, whatever.

[... Yeah.]

[personal profile] captainobnoxious 2016-12-14 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Her and her cat roommate want to move out of the city and into someplace a little more quiet.

Also so she can have like ten spitting glow worms and Thorim.]


Great! I'm getting really sick of this crowded city, and so's my little charge, so we figure moving out a little bit into the country'll do us good! Not too far, since this place is nice and I've got my job and all, but far enough.

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