UNKNOWN SEAS INVENTORY

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KEEPING ★ Alexandrite: A pretty ring, but it doesn't have any power here. ★ Yeager's Suit: Of course all of his suits are identical, what were you expecting. ★ Regaey's Outfit: This doesn't look like something anyone here would wear... right? (Received from Sara.) ★ Chaos Emerald: A beautifully polished clear gemstone said to hold immense power. Yes clear is a color too, shut the hell up. (It's Shard's but like... he's kinda gone, so Yeager's keeping it.) ★ Chaos Emerald: A beautifully polished red gemstone said to hold immense power. The power of love and lust and hate, all those things at once. (Received from Freyja.) ★ Chaos Emerald: A beautifully polished purple gemstone said to hold immense power. You should probably wash your hands after holding this. (Received from Freyja.) ★ Festering Desire: A sword that seems like it could curse you just from looking at it....handle carefully. (Taken as evidence during case 4, Yeager kept it afterwards.) ★ Overdesigned Broadsword: A large gold and black sword with a skeleton motif and a bizarrely shaped blade that looks like it was designed by either a teenage edgelord or a cursed ghost pirate. (Taken as evidence during case 5, Yeager kept it afterwards... and definitely cleaned it up, yikes.) ★ Iron Maiden: A gaudy (but conveniently portable!) iron maiden from a mail-order catalog that can double as a sword carrying case. The inside is lined in red fabric and decorated with pictures of Alice. (Taken as evidence during case 5, it's probably going to be thrown into Decus' and Shard's room at some point.) ★ Artifact: An ancient... statue, of some kind, but with a modern switch on the back? Looks important, don't let it drop! (Taken from Freyja's room after her death.) ★ Matryoshka Dolls: A set of nesting dolls that seem well-loved. (Taken from Freyja's room after her death.) ★ Nightmare Horn: Despite the name, it's a large, twisted branch covered in thorns, with exposed portions within the wood that seem to glow with blue light. It doesn't seem to do anything here... Outside of, well, being a really big stick. You can probably whack people with it? (Taken from Freyja's room after her death.) ★ Dead Letter (Freyja): A letter left to Yeager from Freyja. ★ Dead Letter (Plumeria): A letter left to Yeager from Plumeria. ★ Dead Letter (Risotto): A letter left to Yeager from Risotto. ★ Dead Letter (Jasper): A letter left to Yeager from Jasper. ★ Purple Key: A key that goes to... something. Found in the piano by Freyja. ★ Silver Key: A key that goes to... something. Found in a locked metal box (opened with the green key) by Risotto. ★ Suits: Extra suits from the Captain. (x3) ★ Notepads and pens: Obtained from the vending machine, along with some other miscellaneous items like a stapler. ★ Modified Blobfish Kigurumi: No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world. Stuffed into horrible human-shaped effigies with their faces sewn shut, for the sake of beating them up, destroying them, or otherwise venting frustration. (x4, one of them was given to him by Freyja and he took the others from her room after her death.) ★ 01. Globe: A spinning globe of the Earth! Country lines guaranteed accurate at... some point in time! ★ 05. Tea Variety Pack: An assortment of different teas, mostly green tea blends. If you find one you like, better hope another one of these drops, because there’s only one of each in here! (x4, one received from Chloe.) ★ 06. Hand-Made Paper: Just a loose stack of really fancy bespoke paper! To make those letters you write in case of your death really pop, you know? (x2) ★ 08. Water Bottle: A bottle of delicious spring water. Refreshing! (x4) ★ 09. Scarf: An incredibly comfortable scarf, if you don’t mind the dull brown color. (x5) ★ 10. Diamond: Literally just a raw diamond, about the size of a pea, that looks freshly dug up from somewhere. ★ 18. Bucket of Bricks: A plastic bucket with a lid full of small, colorful, interconnecting blocks. The only limit to what you can build is your imagination! No minifigures included, we’re not made of money. (x3) ★ 20. Wooden Flute: Hand-carved and actually really nice. There’s not even really a drawback to this one. (x6) ★ 26. Coconut: It’s a coconut. Secretly, as a food famous for floating, it’s suffering more than any of you while trapped at the bottom of the sea, but it refuses to complain... (x4) ★ 27. 9999 in 1 Game Device: A handheld device for playing retro games! There’s actually only about twenty, they just repeat in the menu until they reach 9999. Also they all suck. (x5) ★ 29. Monopoly: An obscure version of Monopoly based on a cartoon you’ve never heard of called “The Rocket Kids.” But hey, it’s still Monopoly, everyone’s favorite game for building closer bonds with your friends and family! (x2) ★ 30. Rations: A set of military rations. At least they’ll never go bad? ★ 32. Velvet Cape: A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here. (x4) ★ 35. Labcoat: A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor! (x5) ★ 37. Wetsuit: A full skintight wetsuit! Somehow, despite the random nature of the vending machine, it fits you perfectly. (x3) ★ 47. Bootleg Bear Plush: A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura... (x4) ★ 48. Trust Exercises and You!: A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert... the name seems to have been blacked out? (x2) ★ 51. Shovel: A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to. (x2) ★ 53. Origami Instructions: A book of instructions on how to fold paper into cool things! Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually come with any paper. (x2) ★ 54. The Dreaded Knarrevik: An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck! (x2) ★ 57. “Letter Opener”: A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness. (x8, two were taken from Freyja's room after her death and two more were left to him by Risotto.) ★ 58. “Almond Flavoring”: A tightly-sealed vial of some kind of powder with a skull and crossbones on it and a very direct warning label informing the reader that it’s Literally Just Cyanide. (x2) ★ 59. “Extra-Large Spice Grinder”: It’s. It’s just a full-on Medieval-style mace. (x4, all were taken from Freyja's room after her death.) ★ 60. “Personal Space Reminder”: A small handheld device that, when you press a button, generates an external current of electricity. Could be dangerous if you touched someone with the electric parts! (x9, two were taken from Freyja's room after her death.) ★ 61. “Social Distancing Device”: A six-foot-long staff, with a pointed blade at the end. Yep, it’s a spear! Has all the powers of a spear, too. Like stabbing. (x3, one was taken from Freyja's room after her death and one was left to him by Risotto.) ★ 64. Snow Globe: A souvenir from... it looks like Dahngrest? Perfect to put on a shelf and look at once in a while. ★ 64. Snow Globe: A souvenir from... it looks like the Shaikos Ruins? Perfect to put on a shelf and look at once in a while. ★ 64. Snow Globe: A souvenir from... it looks like Whiterun? Perfect to put on a shelf and look at once in a while. (This one glitches out whenever you put it down.) ★ 65. Incredible Soaking Device: A water gun! Surely you will all be very responsible with this. (x5, received one from Plumeria.) ★ 66. At-Home Planetarium: A glass ball that lights up and projects stars! Doesn’t work if the room is too big or if the lights are on, though. (x3) ★ 67. Corkboard: A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at. (x3) ★ 68. Foam Dart Pistol: A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough. ★ 74. _____ in Wonderland: A copy of Alice in Wonderland, except Alice’s name has been replaced with yours. That’s the power of public domain, baby. ★ NAME: Description.

TRADING ★ Cheese-kun: The respectable mascot of a pizza restaurant, in huggably cheesy form. ★ Phaser: It looks like some kind of handheld laser gun. There are switches built into the handle indicating that it has several intensity settings, though it seems like the settings above “kill” have been disabled. Maybe you should be careful with this. (He wants to keep it, but please take it from him, Data.) ★ Warlock Outfit: An ostentatious outfit for evil wizards, featuring a jacket, a sleeveless robe underneath, very tight pants, and, you know, nice boots. ★ Starfleet Uniform: It's a Starfleet uniform! They come in red (command and navigation), blue (medical/science), and gold (engineering/communications). Which one will you wear? Go nuts, it's a classic cosplay! ★ C Lunch: A bland cafeteria lunch set: a cup of soup, some kind of yellow sliced vegetable, chicken nuggets, and dessert. Complete with plastic tray. ★ New Years Kimono: A rather colorful looking kimono meant for someone with a rather revealing figure. Just be mindful of the thorns! ★ Sketchbook: A sketchbook filled with various drawings. ★ Hat: A wide-brimmed red hat, perfect for completing an iconic look if you have a matching coat. ★ One Single Strabby: A...well there’s no sugarcoating it, this is a strawberry with googly eyes – and it’s alive, to boot. Seems to be pretty skittish! (Please someone else adopt the Strabby...) ★ 07. Life-Sized Stuffed Penguin: A stuffed penguin about a foot and a half tall. Looks almost real, but is almost unbelievably soft. (x2) ★ 12. Nisse: A stuffed friend for the holidays, or really any other time of the year - Gaze upon it, love it, take it home. (x4) ★ 13. Air Tank: A tank of air suitable for diving. It would be a great help towards getting out of here... if it weren’t empty. (x3) ★ 15. Malört: A bottle of a foul-tasting liquor produced and distributed exclusively in Chicago, Illinois. It’s literally named after wormwood, if you don’t like strong and bitter alcohol you’ll probably have a bad time. ★ 16. Marionette: An intricate and complex puppet that either looks creepy or cool, depending on your point of view. Surprisingly fun to mix and match with each other! (x2) ★ 19. Stuffed Kangaroo: About a foot tall, and... it’s a kangaroo, what do you want from me? (x3) ★ 21. Non-Descript Golden Man Award: A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze. (x2) ★ 28. Toy Laser Sword: A toy sword handle with a collapsible blade in one of several different colors! Not affiliated with any existing multimedia franchise. (x4) ★ 31. Wizard Hat: A big pointy blue and silver hat! For commanding mystical energies, or maybe just looking like a dork. (x3) ★ 36. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt: Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL. (x3) ★ 38. Punk Jeans: A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit! (x2) ★ 42. Gingerbread House: A whole elegantly designed gingerbread house with all kinds of candy accents. ★ 39. Bathrobe: A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.” (x2) ★ 52. Do-It-Yourself Mime Kit: A very fancy makeup kit! All in shades of white and black. If being a mime isn’t your thing, it might Miraculously help you fit in with a different group of people... (x2) ★ 55. Free Trial Disc: A CD advertising 2000 hours of free internet. Man, these sure have gotten desperate, huh? (x2) ★ 63. Action Figure: A classic action figure of... well he has muscles and a sword? You don’t recognize him, but he feels like at least five to ten cartoon protagonists from a certain time period. (x3) ★ 70. Funko Pop: A Funko Pop of someone you know, namely Alexei! Collect them all! (WHY!!!!) ★ 70. Funko Pop: A Funko Pop of Yuri Lowell! Collect them all! ★ 71. Gamer Fuel: It’s.... a salt shaker? Full of salt? (x2) ★ 72. Eyepatch: Yarr! Ye can be a real pirate now! Did you know eyepatches were used predominantly to improve eyesight in dark areas below deck? I’m pretty sure that’s true, anyway, someone told me that at a camp once.. ★ NAME: Description.

GONE ★ Athos: A stuffed animal of a pink tiger-like monster with a bow on the tail. (Given to Alice.) ★ Revenge Notes: Pages on pages of a gloating villainous monologue, heavily underlined and capitalized, which seem to be addressed to a Scrooge McDuck. They're definitely out of order. (Given to Magica.) ★ Chaos Emerald: A beautifully polished cyan gemstone said to hold immense power, like Baja Blast Mountain Dew. (Given to Shard, in exchange for a favor.) ★ Pirate Hat: Arrr, we be takin’ all the booty in Arcadia Bay! Perfect for you and your BFF. (Given to Chloe, in exchange for tea.) ★ (cw drugs) Weed: Weed, marijuana, pot, ganja - whatever you call it, it’ll still get you hella high. (Given to Chloe, in exchange for a favor.) ★ Antique Clasp: An expensive-looking clasp with an outdated design. It probably belongs to someone who is not up on trends. (Given to Flayn.) ★ Fabulous Horse Plush: A plush of a white horse with flashy accessories. This horse would certainly stand out from the crowd in a race! (Given to Sylvando.) ★ Spare Sashes: A few spare sashes that say 'Mayor' on them, with a pawprint at the end of the word. May or may not be handmade by a certain blue grumpus around here. (Given to Filbo.) ★ Pool Raft: A pool float that resembles one of the (former) passengers on the boat. There's a face-sitting joke here, I think. (Left in the pool.) ★ Dead Letter (Constantine): A letter left to Yeager from Constantine. (Burned as requested.) ★ 02. BBQ Sauce: A bottle of... barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque! (x3, tossed overboard.) ★ 04. Hot Sauce: A bottle of very strong hot sauce! Use at your own risk! (Tossed overboard.) ★ 11. Ten-Gallon Hat: A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw! (x2, tossed overboard.) ★ 13. Air Tank: A tank of air suitable for diving. It would be a great help towards getting out of here... if it weren’t empty. (x2, tossed overboard.) ★ 14. Waterfall Poster: A full-size wall poster with a beautiful photo of Victoria Falls, the largest waterfall in the world. If you’re not into Rita Hayworth, this might be a useful tool to help you break out of here. (Tossed overboard.) ★ 17. Mango: A relatively high-quality mango, which might be surprising the longer into this whole thing you get one out of the machine. You could make a religion out of this. (x3, tossed overboard.) ★ 19. Stuffed Kangaroo: About a foot tall, and... it’s a kangaroo, what do you want from me? (Tossed overboard.) ★ 21. Non-Descript Golden Man Award: A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for... Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze. (x2, tossed overboard.) ★ 22. Live Bait: A styrofoam cup just... full of worms. In case you want to go fishing, or pull a really mean prank! (x3, left in the vending machine room.) ★ 23. A Gallon of Seawater: Literally just some seawater spills out onto the floor from the mouth of the vending machine. Why this? (x2, spilled on the floor, obviously.) ★ 24. Black Lotuss: Oh man, this is like the most expensive trading card in the... hang on now, it’s counterfeit! What a ripoff! (x2, tossed overboard.) ★ 25. Box of Chocolates: Wow, it’s just like life! Careful not to grab the one that just kinda tastes like it’s full of shampoo. (x2, both eaten.) ★ 28. Toy Laser Sword: A toy sword handle with a collapsible blade in one of several different colors! Not affiliated with any existing multimedia franchise. (x2, given to Sylvando.) ★ 30. Rations: A set of military rations. At least they’ll never go bad? (x4, tossed overboard.) ★ 31. Wizard Hat: A big pointy blue and silver hat! For commanding mystical energies, or maybe just looking like a dork. (x2, tossed overboard.) ★ 34. Blobfish Kigurumi: No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world. (Given to Freyja.) ★ 38. Punk Jeans: A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit! (Tossed overboard.) ★ 39. Bathrobe: A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.” (x2, tossed overboard.) ★ 40. Distinguished Dress: A beautiful, beautiful... article of clothing. (x3, given to Plumeria.) ★ 41. Gummy Fish: A ziploc bag of red fish-shaped candy. Actually pretty good, if you like that sort of thing! (x4, eaten.) ★ 42. Gingerbread House: A whole elegantly designed gingerbread house with all kinds of candy accents. (Tossed overboard.) ★ 43. Freeze-Dried Ice Cream: Pretend you’re an astronaut! Only available in vanilla, but there's an ad on the back for other flavors. (Eaten.) ★ 44. Bible+: A copy of the Bible! Hang on, there’s an extra section at the back... why is there a bunch of recipes for deviled eggs in here? (Tossed overboard.) ★ 45. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Margarine!: A single stick of unsalted butter. Better refrigerate it. (x2, tossed overboard.) ★ 46. Hand Bra: Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world. (x3, tossed overboard.) ★ 49. Charlie Pants: A doll of a just wildly creepy-looking clown. (x3, tossed overboard.) ★ 52. Do-It-Yourself Mime Kit: A very fancy makeup kit! All in shades of white and black. If being a mime isn’t your thing, it might Miraculously help you fit in with a different group of people... (x3, tossed overboard.) ★ 53. Origami Instructions: A book of instructions on how to fold paper into cool things! Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually come with any paper. (x2, tossed overboard.) ★ 54. The Dreaded Knarrevik: An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck! (Partially assembled with Filbo.) ★ 55. Free Trial Disc: A CD advertising 2000 hours of free internet. Man, these sure have gotten desperate, huh? (Tossed overboard.) ★ 56. Pin-Up Calendar?: A calendar for the year 2015, featuring lurid pictures of... various robots? Sorry, Data and Shard. (x5, tossed overboard.) ★ 62. An Egg: Can the vending machine offer you one of these in this trying time? Hard-boiled, at least. (x4, tossed overboard.) ★ 66. At-Home Planetarium: A glass ball that lights up and projects stars! Doesn’t work if the room is too big or if the lights are on, though. (Given to Filbo.) ★ 69. A Cool Refreshing Beverage: Nice! (x3, tossed overboard.) ★ 73. Calzone: A whole pepperoni calzone, hot and fresh out of the oven! What will they think to put in vending machines next? (x3, tossed overboard, he does not trust the vending machine calzones!!) ★ NAME: Description.