[Hi Yeager, welcome to post hell. By which I mean there's a big, messily wrapped box with your name on it, and inside that box is a slightly smaller box.
... and inside that one is another box, and then inside that one is another box, so on an so forth.
The last box, however, also has a box!
This box is actually what amounts to the most unnecessary knickknack she could find that's also really cool in her mind, in that it's basically that knife-wielding tentacle box. It hasn't been turned on, but there's definitely a button that activates the cores inside to do that! There is also a note.]
BANGS
THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I EVER FOUND ANYWHERE AND FOR SOME REASON THE PERSON WHO SOLD ME IT (FOR A PRETTY GOOD PRICE OF LIKE, A COUPLE THOUSAND OF THE MONEY HERE?) WAS IN A HURRY TO SHOVE IT OFF. AND HE SAID NO REFUNDS. ANYWAY, WE USUALLY DO THIS GIFT GIVING THING DURING THE HEIGHT OF WINTER, BUT SINCE EVERYTHING HERE SUCKS AND WE DON'T HAVE CONSTANT COLD AND STUFF I FIGURED I'D JUST DO IT IN THE LAST WEEKS OF WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY GUARANTEED SNOW MONTH
(I AM MAD AT MY FRIEND, VERY SLIGHTLY MAD, FOR LYING TO ME. BUT APPARENTLY IT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS SO I FORGIVE HIS LIE)
ANYWAY, DON'T BOTHER GETTING ME SOMETHING IN RETURN! JUST TURN IT ON AND TELL ME WHAT IT DOES SOMETIME, IT LOOKS COOL AND I WISH I COULD'VE BOUGHT A SECOND FOR MYSELF, BUT APPARENTLY HE DIDN'T HAVE ANYMORE... EVEN IF I'M PRETTY SURE HE DID? I HEARD SOMETHING GOING OFF IN ONE OF THE BACKROOMS
12/21, post
... and inside that one is another box, and then inside that one is another box, so on an so forth.
The last box, however, also has a box!
This box is actually what amounts to the most unnecessary knickknack she could find that's also really cool in her mind, in that it's basically that knife-wielding tentacle box. It hasn't been turned on, but there's definitely a button that activates the cores inside to do that! There is also a note.]
BANGS
THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I EVER FOUND ANYWHERE AND FOR SOME REASON THE PERSON WHO SOLD ME IT (FOR A PRETTY GOOD PRICE OF LIKE, A COUPLE THOUSAND OF THE MONEY HERE?) WAS IN A HURRY TO SHOVE IT OFF. AND HE SAID NO REFUNDS. ANYWAY, WE USUALLY DO THIS GIFT GIVING THING DURING THE HEIGHT OF WINTER, BUT SINCE EVERYTHING HERE SUCKS AND WE DON'T HAVE CONSTANT COLD AND STUFF I FIGURED I'D JUST DO IT IN THE LAST WEEKS OF WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY GUARANTEED SNOW MONTH
(I AM MAD AT MY FRIEND, VERY SLIGHTLY MAD, FOR LYING TO ME. BUT APPARENTLY IT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS SO I FORGIVE HIS LIE)
ANYWAY, DON'T BOTHER GETTING ME SOMETHING IN RETURN! JUST TURN IT ON AND TELL ME WHAT IT DOES SOMETIME, IT LOOKS COOL AND I WISH I COULD'VE BOUGHT A SECOND FOR MYSELF, BUT APPARENTLY HE DIDN'T HAVE ANYMORE... EVEN IF I'M PRETTY SURE HE DID? I HEARD SOMETHING GOING OFF IN ONE OF THE BACKROOMS
YOUR FRIEND
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