[He transforms it again, this time into a relatively sane-looking sword. It's not giant, anyway, just large enough that it should probably be used with two hands instead of how casually Yeager's holding it.]
It does have a sword form! And a shield...
[He transforms it to that. It's actually around the size of the briefcase, it's fairly tiny.]
And a crossbow...
[Which is about the size of his forearm, so it's also kinda small??]
And a scythe!
[WHICH IS SIX AND A HALF FEET OF SCYTHE JESUS CHRIST]
It's a very wonderful weapon!
[He's switched between them all very easily and he's carrying that scythe like it weighs nothing but they all have to weigh the same this weapon is so stupid and i hate it.]
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[He transforms it again, this time into a relatively sane-looking sword. It's not giant, anyway, just large enough that it should probably be used with two hands instead of how casually Yeager's holding it.]
It does have a sword form! And a shield...
[He transforms it to that. It's actually around the size of the briefcase, it's fairly tiny.]
And a crossbow...
[Which is about the size of his forearm, so it's also kinda small??]
And a scythe!
[WHICH IS SIX AND A HALF FEET OF SCYTHE JESUS CHRIST]
It's a very wonderful weapon!
[He's switched between them all very easily and he's carrying that scythe like it weighs nothing but they all have to weigh the same this weapon is so stupid and i hate it.]