[...You know, he had no idea what he expected, but it wasn't that.]

That shouldn't be too difficult at all. Depending on how long you've been here and how much you've saved up, it should be relatively simple to purchase property. Admittedly it isn't something I've looked into, but that can easily be arranged.

[He's not rich enough for that yet but getting a house is definitely on his to do list. Oh hey, there actually is a thing on his bucket list!! He's gonna have to tell Aligula that at some point. Anyway, this is... a surprisingly sane request.]