I'm still dating my sweetheart even though he's totally not here, right?

[ ...............are you, though. ]

Distance, like age, totally doesn't matter in love! As long as you doooo love that person, with all your heart and soul and body~ [ you are probably not the person to talk about this consider what you dID TO YOUR BOYFRIEND, but okay. ] Be-siiiiiiides, if you find love here... or if anyone else does... then when we all go home, it'll be the same kinda concept, right? A long-distance relationship for the ages! A long-dimensional relationship!

[ this is a lot of words to say NO SHE DOESN'T. ]