[ ...SHE IS JUST GOING TO TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT NO QUESTION, THANK YOU. ]
By asking the nobody that's up there [ a grand wave upwards ] if they're mocking him! I'm super unsurprised his experience with love is, like, probably as abysmal as yours is.
[ oh my god aligula you can't just say that??? ]
He said he didn't know if he'd ever been in love—like, how do you not know, it's totally frickin' obvious?—and said he had "special circumstances" because his girlfriend was a sylph who, like, lived on another plane of existence or whatever.
[ |T |T |T |T ]
You shouldn't even date someone if you don't know you're in love with them! It's a total waste of time otherwise! That energy could be used to, liiiiiiike, find your soulmate or something instead! Aren't I right?
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By asking the nobody that's up there [ a grand wave upwards ] if they're mocking him! I'm super unsurprised his experience with love is, like, probably as abysmal as yours is.
[ oh my god aligula you can't just say that??? ]
He said he didn't know if he'd ever been in love—like, how do you not know, it's totally frickin' obvious?—and said he had "special circumstances" because his girlfriend was a sylph who, like, lived on another plane of existence or whatever.
[ |T |T |T |T ]
You shouldn't even date someone if you don't know you're in love with them! It's a total waste of time otherwise! That energy could be used to, liiiiiiike, find your soulmate or something instead! Aren't I right?