[...Well, the disinfectant he's going to need to put on this (once he's laid down like eighty towels to make sure this won't get on his fucking bed) is likely going to sting like a bitch and he's sure as shit not going to warn you, for starters.]
...You have my apologies, by the way. For this.
[You know, the injury. And the disinfectant. And his shit bedside manner, probably.]
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...You have my apologies, by the way. For this.
[You know, the injury. And the disinfectant. And his shit bedside manner, probably.]