You really should know better than to expect total honesty from me! But I suppose I can make an exception just this once~!

[That honest answer will probably come in handy at some point, so sure, what's the harm in answering it.]

I did a lot of exciting things back home in Germany, but they were also very illegal and I'm not about to get into the specifics with you. I thoroughly enjoyed what I did, but there's something to be said about having a much quieter life now!

[jaeger that's not even an answer what the fuck]